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You dissociate? (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 113 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The proper terminology is WAN - a Wide Anal Network.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Got 3 bathrooms in my house does that make a local anal network?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Would a bedpan be a Personal Anal Network?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I believe that would be an air gapped device, or a thumb drive.

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Bum drive.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Septic tank =Honeypot?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

NAS.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Networked Anal Storage or Networked Ass Storage for short.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This one is disgustingly accurate..

Due to the Honeywagon

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 10 months ago

ah yes, sneakernet

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Any network I join is a wide anal network

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Maybe that's what the lyrics for Hash Pipe mean... 🤔

🎵You've got your problems,

I've got my Ass Wide (network) 🎵