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Family Puts Dead Tree in Corner of Living Room (theshovel.com.au)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

So wanting to leave trees in the ground to collect CO2 and not create a fuck ton of garbage make me a grinch? So fucking be it, enjoy your stress riddled shitshow of a holiday

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 7 months ago

.. except the Christmas tree industry causes more trees to be planted in the long run

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 7 months ago

not necessarily, but all your other talking points are espoused and elaborated on by the grinch, who was written as a puppet for dr seuss to resolve his own hatred of christmas