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GWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Day (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Bummer. The fake cum and blood were the only reasons to see a GWAR show. It's not like anybody shows up for the music.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

You'll be the first we feed to the sentient toilet