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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

FAKE cum??? Uhhhhhhh........yeah, sure. Fake.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

You have any idea how expensive the real stuff is? The amount of anime figurines required alone makes it unobtainium.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's only cum if it's from the seminal vesicles in France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling semen.