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[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 17 points 8 months ago (33 children)

been out to the shops.

Snark/general bitchiness

  1. Mad respect to the mum who looked about 10 months pregnant juggling a 4 year old and a toddler in this heart! I struggle with 1 toddler.

  2. To the older couple waiting in line to do a passport: fuck right off. Your both obviously retired you dont have to do it at lunch time. More over the point your not gonna get it this side of 2024 so why leave it till late december? wish aus post had've said "sorry there is an entire queue of people trying to ship christmas presents, kindly piss off till january, or at least not doing peak hours!"

  3. to the lady having a bitch: Yes, lines suck. Yes its annoying that you had to come collect it. No I dont care that its medical weed. We're all stuck here together so shut the f up!

  4. To the mum who named her kid Malibu. WHY? Did you not think how that was gonna sound when they are a 5 year old and not listening to you? "Malllllibuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu". Its almost worse than that raefarty post on the other site a couple of weeks back.

Love chrismas but it brings out the worst in some people I swear.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I 💖🤣 Rae farty. Winner of the 2024 Tragedeigh award

and I bet Malibu was named after the booze, not the place

retirement? are we at the time yet when people can't afford to retire?

Miss Seagoon is already getting annoyed with melbs, already two fake delivery attempts since she's been here

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

and I bet Malibu was named after the booze, not the place

Oh god I didnt even think of that! "Mummy why am I called Malibu?" "Well one night I got loaded off the stuff and your daddy decided to sneak one in at the back of the houseparty before he drove home drunk. And THATS why I named your after booze.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Then why is my sister names Madeira?

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago

win-win as it's a pizza and a drink

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