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Anon doesn't have an alibi (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 39 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I once listened to a true crime podcast, where the suspect claimed he was playing video games all afternoon. The police asked Sony to confirm, and they said he was indeed logged in to PSN, but was on the console's menu without playing a game. He simply left it on to create an alibi.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 21 points 8 months ago

Should have paid a 13 year old to watch your non existent cat and left it on the fortnight start screen...

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Just have an AI bot dick around on some game, boom, perfect alibi