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trying on some new shorts in the change room, walk in close the blind pull my pants down and just stare at myself in the mirror for like a good 5 seconds thinking "something isnt right....." takes me that long to realize its cause I'm just standing there with my dick out cause I've stupidly removed my briefs as well! I came back to my office and tried to use apple pay to access the lifts rather than my lanyard, another 5-10 second delay as I grapple with "why did this not work the way I expected".
Jesus, dont let me touch anything important today my brain is cooked.
Those days are the days you tell your team "I'm going to accidentally cause more harm than good today, it's best I clock off early. See you tomorrow".
I know I'm not the only one who read this as "cock off".
Photos of Luigi playing on your mind?
Isn't he dreamy ๐คค
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in a psycho kind of way