And since this meme comes from Reddit, I made 100% certain (adjustment for inside the USA: 120%) to not research it in the slightest, just putting out here all confidently-like without a care in the world for anything other than how it makes us feel.
Sounds about right. You speak Raccoonese? I’ve always been interested in learning, but it’s not in Duolingo yet.
Let the Truthiness guide you: become your inner Raccoon.
The hard part is that no matter what you ask them, they will answer with some variety of food.