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[–] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 86 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Jesus Christ, what kind of sick person comes up with stuff like that?

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 111 points 8 months ago

After the mother gives birth to a healthy baby boy, the father leans to the doctor and whispers “how long until we can have sex?”. The doctor replies, “I clock off at 3.”

[–] Luminocta@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I worked for a man that thought it would be a funny thing to say soon after the delivery.

Look, I'm a guy. I laughed, until his (now ex) said that he actually said it.

I mean come on. It's funny as a joke, you don't ACTUALLY say that to a delivery nurse, my god.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Yeah, people who act like it could never be funny are insufferable and people who actually do it are psychos.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)