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[โ€“] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What does happen to the turkeys pardoned? Go to a zoo? Adopted as pets? How long do turkeys live?

[โ€“] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

It means the farmer eats it instead of the president