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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has an idea to get laid (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 97 points 8 months ago (17 children)

"Hmm yes let me talk about a very illegal schedule I on an app that has access to my exact device location 24/7"

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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 60 points 8 months ago (13 children)

To be fair. Joking about committing a crime is not illegal.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It is probable cause though.

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 4 points 8 months ago

Anyone could have created the account for the joke. Police shouldn't take social media accounts seriously

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