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Anon preps for a hurricane (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] inv3r510n@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

False LMFAO.

Source: semi pro snowboarder who’s been knocked out many times

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You're actually dead and died in that second knock out .... this is purgatory and you'll be commenting like this for a few thousand years.

I'm no scientist, doctor or medical professional ... I just know that its dangerous to try to knock someone's noggin really hard to try to make them pass out. Dangerous to the point that there is a good chance that it can kill someone.

[–] inv3r510n@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Fuck! Nobody told me!!!!