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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 8 months ago (10 children)

Everyone always laughs at hitting someone in the head with a punch/can of beans/baseball bat/2x4/karate chop/whatever and knock them out. The joke being that the person will wake in ten minutes or an hour like in the movies and they'll go about living again.

In real life if you knock someone out cold with some kind of hit to their head ... you've more than likely killed them or put them in a place where they will die within the next hour or two.

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 128 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That is... Incorrect, there is about a 30% death rate within one year of brain trauma but there is absolutely no data showing that someone is going to die within an hour of being knocked unconscious more often than not, especially if they are young

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 57 points 8 months ago

Being knocked out is certainly not good, but it's not automatic death like you're suggesting.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago

~~Skill~~ Skull issue

[–] inv3r510n@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

False LMFAO.

Source: semi pro snowboarder who’s been knocked out many times

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You're actually dead and died in that second knock out .... this is purgatory and you'll be commenting like this for a few thousand years.

I'm no scientist, doctor or medical professional ... I just know that its dangerous to try to knock someone's noggin really hard to try to make them pass out. Dangerous to the point that there is a good chance that it can kill someone.

[–] inv3r510n@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Fuck! Nobody told me!!!!

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

And even if you haven't killed them outright, they can have permanent disabilities.

If you, or someone you know, gets knocked out, or experiences other symptoms of a central nervous system trauma after a hit to the head, please seek medical care immediately. It's not one those "take two aspirin and let's see how it goes in the morning" kinda things.

I'm just one person, but during my life I've seen this multiple times. I will refrain from boring you, and doxxing myself, by telling my anecdotes. Suffice it to say that I have known people who would have been dead if they hadn't gone to work with a "bad hangover", or ended up with narcolepsy or chronic encephalopathy. And that was separate people BTW.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago

You're going too far in the opposite direction

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 months ago

Relax, it's just another made up story.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

She just stole a loaf of bread. Her sister's child was close to death, she was starving.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

SLEEPER AGENT ACTIVATION BY MEME CONFIRMED

Prisoner 2460206451! You're no one. Lol. Your time is up and your time is up and I'm Javert! You know what that means.

It means I'm freeeeeee~eeeeeee~eeee^eeeee^.

No.

Every time I get reminded of Le Mis I hear this youtube poop in my head and start giggling.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

To market, to market went my Uncle Jim
When somebody threw a tomato at him.
Tomatoes are soft and they won't bruise the skin,
But this one killed Jim, it was wrapped in a tin.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So I once slipped on a puddle while jogging (in the wrong place) and hit the back of my head on sedimentary tiles.
Since I had stiffened my neck, trying to stretch it backward (yes I was doing that while jogging on wet tiles), my head hit the ground hard.
After about 2 minutes, I fainted for ~10 seconds. Was fine later.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's the problem with anecdotal evidence. You can always find that one person who fulfills the criteria but who's outcome doesn't match.

Of course you can be fine afterwards. But there's a considerable risk that you're not, and experiencing symptoms of a traumatic head injury does warrant a visit to the hospital.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 10 points 8 months ago

Of course I visited the hospital for a CT scan.

Of course I'm not telling you to hit your head for fun.

This is just a fun story, not evidence for anything.

People have survived failed parachutes. Doesn't mean we can all be Alex Mercer.