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Now now... that's assuming any Gen Z can afford a sandwich ;)
Woke air sandwich!
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"The other day I had myself a wish sandwich! A wish sandwich is when you got two slices of bread, and you wish you had some meat, bow bow bow"
Woke air sandwich? Millenial nonsense. Back in the day we ate wish sandwiches!
A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you... wish you had some meat.
Stay alive long enough and you'll wish you had air.
I'm already wishing
Fucking hell. Stay as safe as you can given the air is now toxic!
Well, I only need to worry about myself though, since this is the ideal habitat for Delhi-ites. In fact, they still walk around with smoke-sticks in their mouth because the levels are not high enough for them.
You can afford bread?
They're probably busy saving money for a house. No more avocados and cancelling Netflix! 😆