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The funniest of their traits is where they think it's gay to wash your butt. Yes it's a thing.
I don’t give a shit about owning a gun. You’ll pry my sprayer bidet from my cold, dead hands.
How... How do you plan to defend it?
That’s the beauty, it’s self-defending.
I'm guessing the fad originated due to being too fat/inflexible to do it properly, then using the not-gay excuse to try to turn it into a macho thing.
Not just to soapbox others about your straightness, but also to assure yourself of your agency and superiority.
Sometimes, Always, Never, cuz one fancy boi was too big for his waistcoats
Also have heard it about sitting to pee
Oh wow, I was double-gay this morning.