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Beep Beep ๐
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I'd like some child fat and a broomstick please
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Only have adult force fat leftover from yesterdayโs roast ๐ฏ๐งน
Maybe heโs a child at heart? Force, disclose your water dipping status! We want to journey skyward.
I have no idea what you mean about water dipping status. I am over 18 and I have swam before
Are you baptised/christened? Apparently it matters for flying ointment
Negative, all my sins are still mine alone
To the rendering pot with him!
Ooh, perfect timing. Can I have a giant heaped platter full of all the fried foods you have, with pavlova on the side please.
๐ง ๐ฅ๐ณ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ซ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ง
No thanks. I'm full from all the unattended treats left out last night.
Here's some for you ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ซ
Much appreciated
Some nose plugs and something to help with the nausea.
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Can I plz have a less than a fist full of lollies, a dinosaur nugget, some deodorant, some horse poo (which I will actually pay for) and a consultant paid by the hour.
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A bitter pill and a spoon full of sugar please
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