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[–] Subtracty@lemmy.world 53 points 9 months ago (4 children)

1-3 Amazing costume idea for dedicated person with makeup skills. 4 But where do I get a crocodile?

[–] CaptainSkipper@feddit.org 53 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So rather than anywhere in Florida, we're talking just the tip of America's penis.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes. Just the tip. I promise.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn't believe that there's crocodiles in the US either!

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
  1. And in your backyard!
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
  1. ???
  2. Profit.

Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Floridians don't want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 9 points 9 months ago

Comes with the spirit halloween set.

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

But where do I get a crocodile?

We used to meet them at work, on the streets, in clubs, everywhere. Today you should probably install an app and hope you'll match with one.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

How do you get a lab coat on said Crocodile?