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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Didn't knew a "key bump" was a thing.

[–] aaaa@lemmy.world 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I kept thinking "bump key" which is a tool for bypassing locks

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, it unlocks your ability to talk nonstop for hours on end all night, and then have a huge poop the next day.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You also have to chain smoke every single last cigarette in existence.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I have to have like 2 packs on me. And if someone starts bumming i start to have an anxiety attack and I’ll be like “LOL dude we are not gonna make it through the night!”

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago

Makes a "serviceable" scoop and reduces the amount of paraphernalia on your person.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In places where cocaine is more pure it’s a thing. A small amount will get you zooted so there really isn’t a reason to do lines.

[–] FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

People at festivals do it all the time, ain't got no time to lay lines

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 9 months ago

Watch Die Hard.