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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon loves sunny days (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 46 points 9 months ago (9 children)

I love WEARING SUNGLASSES.

I love WEARING A HAT.

I love DRINKING WATER.

I Love WEARING SUNBLOCK.

Jesus christ dude, if you get yourself into some kind of shape that isn't round, you aren't going to have these problems.

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

I hate sunscreen, the only thing worse than being sweaty all day is being sweaty and oily and sticky.

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