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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the secret service allowed him to serve the general public?

I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

  • car bomb.
  • sawed off shotgun
  • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
  • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
  • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
  • special mention to Novichok
  • biologic (similar delivery.)
  • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

This is all in addition to the risk that trump causes a grease fire (too bad it didn’t happen….)

[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Please stop, I can only get so erect

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

We don’t need any dead martyrs.

Which is why I want him to pop an aneurysm or something, in the middle of a hate fueled rally.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

  • car bomb.
  • sawed off shotgun
  • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
  • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
  • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
  • special mention to Novichok
  • biologic (similar delivery.)
  • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

Keep going, I am really enjoying it.