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submitted 10 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Does anyone have the actual sales numbers for these things?

They are basically perpetually on sale at Aldi and other discount grocers. I feel like you don't do that unless you're hurting for sales.