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[–] Cyclist@lemmy.world 153 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Amateur. In a dark location, on a clear night, I can see the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.3 million light years away.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 76 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Oh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she's fat.

[–] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 18 points 10 months ago (5 children)
[–] Davel23@fedia.io 51 points 10 months ago (2 children)

She's so fat that I'm genuinely concerned for her health.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Shes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields' health

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

She’s so fat I can see what’s behind her

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

She's so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Just fat enough 😋

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

She's so fat that we're worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee -2 points 10 months ago

Well, fat at least

[–] Cyclist@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You can't see my mom, she's dead.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 22 points 10 months ago

She's 2.3 million light years away. We're seeing her in the past.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Of course she's dead, she's in space...

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Fuckin' got them! Nice.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Triangulum Galaxy is a smidge farther away (~2.7Mly) and also naked eye visible with the right sky conditions and good eyes.

[–] comador@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Looks like a smudge until you unfocus your eyes anyway.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I dont think 400000 times light can travel in a year of difference is "slightly further away"

[–] teft@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

What's a few hundred thousand light years between friends?

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But since the sun is 93 millions miles away it's further because the number is bigger

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

No you see some infinites are bigger than other. So light year is basically a larger infinity than millions. There's a YouTube video about, look it up 👍

/s (you never know these days)

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Smh you say on a dark place but then you say light years. If the whole year is light then how do you expect anyone to see if it has to be dark?

[–] Cyclist@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

It's a timey-whimey thing.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world -3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're not really seeing it, though, your seeing it's distant past

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If you're going down that road, you're never seeing anything in its present form because even for an object a meter in front of you, all you're really seeing is the object as it existed nano seconds in the past. Hows is a nano second in the past different from years in the past?

[–] tee9000@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Well its shorter