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[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 62 points 10 months ago (3 children)

8 hours? lol he’ll probably stand there for a minute, accidentally touch the wrong thing, and walk away with a burn

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 32 points 10 months ago

A minute? He can stand there and do nothing for 39 minutes!

[–] 2001aCentenaryofFederation@fedia.io 12 points 10 months ago

and he’ll call that burn an attempted assassination

[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He'll drop a cup of ice in the fryer, it'll boil over and get oil everywhere, and then he'll walk away.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Donald, the oil's too hot! Quick, dump a bucket of ice in there before it catches fire!

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just to be sure this would splatter oil violently around the room, right?

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Quite violently, yes.

It's essentially what happens at Thanksgiving every year when people try to deep fry a frozen turkey and burn their houses down.