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Anon sells girl scout cookies (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Cops secretly love it when you prove that you've not broken the law. They will test you by contradicting you, but you just gotta raise your voice and gesticulate wildly, and they will come around to your way of thinking. The longer you argue your point, the more they will respect you

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Note: This only works if you're white.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 10 months ago

"I'm sorry officer. I... Didn't know I couldn't do that."

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Make sure to work in case law and constitutional amendments, cops are actually legal scholars are really like discussing the minutia of judicial opinions.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Bonus points for incorporating that you're a sovereign citizen.