this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
317 points (98.5% liked)
Bikini Bottom Twitter
4408 readers
150 users here now
Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!
Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form
Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.
Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least
Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort
Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
I present this evidence to the jury
Exibit B:
Exibit C:
Exibit D:
Exibit E:
My god.
He is chaotic evil no doubt.
I postulate he is just as confused as we are, and is just trying shit out.
This shows that forming tribes around a simple, singular, absolute opinion, is narrow-minded because reality can have several things be true at the same time.
Also how did you find so many images of Mr. Krabs wearing hats?
Just image searched the words 'mr krabs hat'
I would have torrented every season and watched them on fast forward but yours is better
Maybe you are totally over interpreting four pictures of a crab with a hat but maybe you are right. Or maybe both is true at the same time?
Okay, so it's the Top Right option in the panel. The evidence is right there, presented by exhibit E. Case closed. (Though it should've been bottom right if you ask me, but that's a philosophical matter now.)