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I'm gay, not blind! (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 64 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'm a cishet man. Only one gay man has ever hit on me and it disappoints me. Like what's wrong with me, guys? Don't you want this body?

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ooh baby sexy slimy squid bod

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You know you want me.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago

If you want my squidbod
And you think I'm slimy

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm a straight dude, and I would be Don Juan if as many women found me attractive as gay dudes have.

[–] catsup@lemmy.one 4 points 10 months ago

Now I really wanna see a picture!

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've only been hit on once by gay men and it was a case of mistaken identity. It was at a halloween party in 2004 and I was dressed as an Abu Ghraib detainee from Iraq, mostly naked wearing just a black hood, a dog collar and leash around my neck, and skin colored underwear with a stuffed dog attached as if it was biting my crotch. Nobody really got the costume - they just assumed it was some sort of fetish thing.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I was literally in a gay bar the only time I was hit on. My friend was the bartender and I'd hang out there with him sometimes. So for all I know, the guy hitting on me was just very desperate.

I sure wasn't hit on any of the other times I was in there.

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