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Eighteen treated for severe nausea in Stuttgart after opera of live sex and piercing (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 10 months ago by rimu@piefed.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Eighteen theatregoers at Stuttgart’s state opera required medical treatment for severe nausea over the weekend after watching a performance that included live piercing, unsimulated sexual intercourse and copious amounts of fake and real blood.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 85 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Good technique in dance to me is not just someone who can do a perfect tendu, but also someone who can urinate on cue,” Holzinger told the Guardian in an interview earlier this year.

Just your average choreographer 😄

[–] darkstar@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

"To me, a good dancer is someone who can urinate on cue"

Wtf dude

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Very good splits Hazel, now shit on Julia's chest. I said give Julia a Cleveland Streamer!!!