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[โ€“] EABOD25@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Rumor has it that they hijacked hell and turned the first 3 circles into a nightclub, a B&B, and a spa

[โ€“] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Gentrification is out of hand these days

[โ€“] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

ah yes the gentrification of Hell.

[โ€“] GrundlButter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it's all fictitious headcanon, I'm on board with this one.

"And as God declared homosexuality a sin, he made his second mistake, because their over representation led to a fabulous revolution. Fighting back against homophobic demons and damned souls, and freely inviting the homosexual demons into their territory, they created a vibrant new hell... With blackjack, and hookers."

[โ€“] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is that why all those demons are so fabulously dressed?

Compared to the white cloth that angels wear.

[โ€“] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago

The devil wears Prada???

[โ€“] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I'm the official gay and I have my voucher for a penthouse suite and a bitchin meet and greet with the man himself, so you best believe that nightclub is my top priority. Well, once I finish having raunchy scandalous sex with adorable, hung subs. And I don't even have to wait to die for that!

It's so good to be so bad ๐Ÿ˜