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[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

So He's all knowing, except for the laws of physics He created?

[–] hexabs@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ever paint yourself into a corner of a room?

Maybe we got one of those special ed gods

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 8 points 10 months ago

Hey now, its his first gig as a god, cut him some slack. Sure, he forgot to add special admin overrides to the physics simulation but he's doing the best he can to fix the mess he created and bring the project back on track!

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 4 points 10 months ago

Goddamn Demiurge!

[–] averyminya@beehaw.org 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You think every developer knows every single line of code they write?

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He's omniscient. He knows EVERYTHING

*according to their storybook

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 10 months ago

Maybe he knows everything because he wrote it all but can't friggin remember 1/4 of it now that its been a few aeons?

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Developers aren't all-knowing. But God supposedly is. That by definition includes knowing how everything he created works, and what everything is doing at any given point in time and space.

[–] averyminya@beehaw.org 3 points 10 months ago

But you realize that's how the average person sees developers, so you can see how thinking god being omniscient is a bit of a fallacy?

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

If they don't need to travel faster than light why should they