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submitted 10 months ago by leftenddev@slrpnk.net to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Must be the perfect thing to add to your resume then go find better pay from desperate employers seeking an engineer that worked at apple.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just killed a man...

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Put an iPhone against his head,

pulled my trigger

Now he's dead

[–] Trail@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Was he holding it wrong?

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Israeli parts

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Never said otherwise

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I wasn't arguing; I was furthering your point.