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holy fucking idiots

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Nonwoke take on one of the oldest monster stories of all times: MONSTER BAD AND UGLY AND EVIL KILL IT KILL IT I AM VERY HEROIC grillman

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Now let me tell you about Goblin Slayer"

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Actually the author said that the goblins aren't intelligent in any meaningful way and are more like a fungal infection that conveniently needs SV to reproduce"

smuglord hitler-detector

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

From Wikipedia:

After initially being disgusted by both Goblin Slayer's merciless brutality towards goblins as well as him continuously drenching her in goblin blood which covers the scents of humans, elves, and women

hitler-detector kombucha-disgust

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

I hate that fash slop so much.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I bet I could take Frankenstein. He'd be crying because he was woke and respects women and I'd fucking punch him so hard, probably kill him.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

As long as you're cool, calm, and collected you can just evade and hit weak points. smuglord

[–] buh@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

They didn’t have BJJ when Frankenstein was invented, I bet I could get him in a chokehold

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

You might be able to do a CQC hug and then tell him "it's not your fault" as a finisher