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Anon plants a seed of doubt (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 47 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Next time someone comes up to me and says "Wow! You're tall! How tall are you?" Imma say I'm 5'9'' instead of the actual 6'6'' I am.

[–] saroh@lemmy.world 56 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And if they ask you if you play basketball, ask them if they play minifgolf.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 6 points 10 months ago

or horse racing

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