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[–] ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

“Only 20 people have been sliced like ham so far Lucious”

“Don’t we have a PR firm to put a positive spin on it?”

“Use one of our fairytale non-profits!”