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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is straight (lemy.lol)

submitted 10 months ago by nzmaa@lemy.lol to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago (1 children)

being a fuck toy for free rent. holy fucking based

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 75 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I've heard it called being "homelessexual"

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hobosexual

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I thought hobosexual was you exclusively date people who carry bindles and hitch free rides on freight trains.

[–] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's considered sex trafficking in Canada!

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Trafficking? Where they taking them? Home?!

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Can I at least advertise myself to women between 25-60? Or even mail-order husband is covered under this?

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

bro im gonna coom