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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Meta could build a set of glasses that lets me view Pluto, washes the dishes, and gives me a loving blowjob, and I wouldn't let them get within 10m of me.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

What if it was an angry blowjob to sweeten the deal?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

With a sandpaper tongue and diamond studded grilles.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Nope cant do it without the powdered Carolina ghost pepper water.