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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 62 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to sue my scale manufacturer for making a scale that says I'm overweight.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna sue my cardiologist for pointing out my heart disease!

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to sue the guy at the bar that tells me I'm always hammered when I see him but doesn't say the same thing to everyone else at the bar.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like my cardiologist

Also, missed ya, buddy -internet hug-

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know the rapport you have but this is super sweet to see

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I'm a TexasDrunk and this is my life-mate of undetermined sexuality, thefartographer.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I love your damn face, friend. Fuck your cardiologist.