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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon mows lawns (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 107 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The catch is you have to save enough money to get through the months where lawns don't need mowed in most of the US.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 15 points 10 months ago

Hopefully grandpa also left him a snowblower

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

To be*

And then you get on the shovel -> snowblower -> plow grind

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget raking leafs, and basic landscaping in the spring like trimming shit. Pulling weeds too

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

I never forget pulling weeds.