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this is funny and reminds me that when you call in sick
just say you are calling in sick, don't give any reasons. Fuck them they don't need to know why
sometimes mental health days where you just chill and do shit you want to do is a perfectly good sick day
Mental health is health. Take the sick day.
100%
Hah. Hah.
Our sick days / PTO were the same pool. Flu or family trip, you still only got "one week's worth of hours" off per year.
This was part time, but still insane.
I had that for two years at my current job. Full time as an engineer with that shit. One year I got a vacation, the next I got covid. These days I’ve got a bit more and we have separate sick time which is very nice
Say you're shitting your brains out and the only thing coming to work will accomplish is a line for the bathroom and possibly more people shitting their brains out
Hahahaha, I love it