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Man Struggling To Sleep Reminds Self He Can Always Deal With Home Invasion In Morning (theonion.com)

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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 9 points 11 months ago

I was drunk and tired from a late event at 2am.

I had a cabin rental with three other people who were dead asleep.

It was at that moment that the back door WOULD NOT LOCK.

I had a serious moment of panic. After about 15 minutes of spiraling (and another shot of whiskey), I decided to block off the door with a bunch of chairs.

If a ax murderer did come by, surely a locked door wouldn't have stopped them either.

Fortunately, we made it to the morning.