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[–] superkret@feddit.org 57 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

The elites don't want you to know this but the cars at the dealership are free
you can take them home.
I have 458 cars.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you ask for a test drive, they just trade you keys for your "license" and you can print those at home. Plus, a sales associate will often hop in the passenger seat to come home with you. Free car and a free sales associate. They will probably have a driver's license with them, too, so rinse and repeat.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If they want that commission, they’re going to earn it, starting with waxing down my new Nissan Altima fleet.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

I just walk in and help myself.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Hi Jay Leno! Touch any of that Tonight Show money yet?

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 3 points 10 months ago

I would like to buy some from you. Money is in the strawman account. Promise.