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Suffocation, no breathing. (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

read up on "transubstantiation" if you're not familiar and want to know how absolutely fucking bonkers catholicism is, just like all religions

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

tl;dr: Catholic canon says that the cracker and wine literally become the actual flesh and blood of Jesus when they are "consecrated" (whatever the hell that means).

[–] deus@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

This is metal as hell.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Actual cannibal.

[–] ptolemy 3 points 10 months ago

Shia LaBeouf

[–] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's even more bonkers that if you puke after communion, it un-tra substantiates and turns back into normal bread and wine. This is why we can never observe the magic.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Truly mysterious.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

That happens in all Christian churches really, not just the Catlicks.