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[–] socsa@piefed.social 56 points 2 years ago (5 children)

True fact: a human can survive on nothing but vegan cat food and horse powder.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And a guestimate how long that might be.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 2 years ago

At least 2 hours

[–] 1hitsong@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

The rest of their lives.

[–] piexil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

...hazel is that you?

Edit: surprised at how many people know hazel lol

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

do they also need water (or monster)

[–] sushibowl@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago
[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I knew a guy who only ate things he had sprouted in a Mason he kept behind the seat of his pickup truck.