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submitted 10 months ago by Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Like the insect/spider kind or in my code?

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The ones on your face, right now!

[–] dwemthy@lemdro.id 4 points 10 months ago

Damn, Demodex has a looooooong butt!

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Yes.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

have you ever walked through a doorway and forgotten what you were doing? even god struggles with memory managemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- Process exited with code 1

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 4 points 10 months ago

My computer is like "Kernel panic" and I'm like "Same man, same...."