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Anon finds a flashdrive (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 139 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (18 children)

Fourty days later, Anon finds that his entire computer file system has been replaced with pics of Morgan Freeman

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 82 points 10 months ago (17 children)

Why aren't there viruses like this? Everyone wants to hurt your computer. Do something dumb like that.

Or a screamer virus. That could bring the world to its knees.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My idea was a worm that just torrents random shit and dumps it on your desktop like a cat bringing you a dead bat with "I broughted you a pwesent ^w^" energy.

[–] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 13 points 10 months ago

Would be far more destructive on first world countries than third world countries

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