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Tim Walz Under Fire for Allegedly Inflating Bag Toss Score at Family BBQ in 1998 (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ech@lemm.ee 47 points 10 months ago (26 children)

"Bag toss" lol

Satire site doesn't wanna say cornhole?

[–] Poot@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I'm a gay northerner who moved to Georgia many years ago. When one of my co-workers said he was going to go play cornhole with his buddies, I asked if I could come too.

Needless to say, I was terribly disappointed.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've always thought corn hole was receiving unlubricated anal sex. Is that correct?

[–] Poot@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago

My neck of the woods it was used to refer to m2m anal, don't know about the "unlubed" bit.

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