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My friend suggested I use different names for variables.. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 11 months ago by OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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var Turtle1 var Turtle2 var Is_Turtle

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[โ€“] _stranger_@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Have you considered multiple inheritance. It's an upgrade. All upside, literally no downside. I'm trustworthy. Trust me.

[โ€“] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 5 points 11 months ago

Idunno, my mom told me not to talk to _stranger_s ๐Ÿค”

... She said a lot of things that were BS, though, so maybe you're cool I guess? ๐Ÿคท

[โ€“] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You might not like it, but that is what peak shareholders value looks like.

[โ€“] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wow. "peak shareholder value" is what I shall now call "multiple inheritance", from now on.

[โ€“] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I like it. I'd let you serve as a CTO at my beloved corp