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[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 103 points 11 months ago (3 children)

No you can solve 3/4ths of your problems

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Would that make Zeno's Wank just a type of edging?

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

if you learn how to solve zeno’s problem in the first book, it may be possible to solve 100% of your problems in the second book

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you buy 5 books, you'll be able to solve 96.88% of your problems.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Or you could just read the one book eight times for 99.6℅. Why buy more than one when one is enough to read as many times as you like?

[–] bdot@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

that’s some mighty fine fiscal responsibility, right there

[–] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 1 points 11 months ago

Well guess what? That was an e-book and you only get to read once.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This all hinges on when you count the number of problems you have. But that's why you have two eyes! Read the same page of books 1 and 2 in parallel and obliterate 100% of your problems.