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I wish my new water bottle contained an infinite supply of ice cold drinking water.
(self.monkeyspaw)
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And, as if to add insult to literal injury, it's salt water!
Hrm, is it not drinking water then? I do like the concept of that infinite supply being under ultra-extreme pressure.