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I wish my new water bottle contained an infinite supply of ice cold drinking water.
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Granted, it's now a portal to the bottom of the Arctic Ocean. Once you open it, a stream of water will shoot out with a pressure of 300 Bar. Enough to cut steel.
And it will. not. stop.
And, as if to add insult to literal injury, it's salt water!
Hrm, is it not drinking water then? I do like the concept of that infinite supply being under ultra-extreme pressure.