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I wish my new water bottle contained an infinite supply of ice cold drinking water.
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Granted. It's infinite but comes out in barely a trickle and only fills up to an eighth of a teaspoon at a time so you can't just wait for the whole thing to fill up slowly. It's never quite enough to get a quenching swallow. Even if you're letting the drips accumulate in your mouth, it takes so long that your jaw hurts before a decent amount accumulates.